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Founder of Startup Microdose Podcast. Direct the brokerage for Angel Investment Network where I’ve raised £50m+ (as part of a 3 man team) for seed to series A companies. Now growing a venture fund called AIVCP. 🚀 Creator of www.ventureassembly.co 🎙 Host of The Startup Microdose 🏦 Vice President at AIVCP

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