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The Instance is een full-service webdesign agentschap dat krachtige no-nonsense websites ontwerpt en bouwt. Daarnaast bedenken en ontwikkelen wij mobiele applicaties voor tablets en smartphones.

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Hello world! Murrpurryiffsniffbonkcrashthump*thud*owdamnit. This is the account where I eventually admitted to being Floid *. Some of you might know me better as him! Caution: Because I'm being actually sort of vaguely personally identifiable, I intend to be very neurotic about what I fave or watch here! Please do not take anything too personally! You and I have both been here long enough that you already know how much of what kinds of freak I am and can probably solve my Kinsey's Rubik's Cube way faster than I can. And if that doesn't work, you can probably just pay a mod Ð500 for that anyway. If you are suddenly watched by me and have never heard of me you are still probably one of my heroes. Credit to   Scurrow for making this awesome square file with me in it! Give him kale or not-kale. "Someday I'll learn to stop making everything about me, but until then I'll keep believing that opinion without context is disingenuous." *Please note that I bear no relation to anything (else) that actually comes up when you search FA for "Floid". As far as I know. Yet. If you do something about that send me the bill.

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The viscous sac beckoned with silent screams—intoxicating, irresistible. A twisted, writhing mass flailed within his skull, struggling with the unspoken siren song. Luckily he felt no pain, for how could one feel without sanity, without physical connection, without a mind? The thoughtless shell of a man lay motionless on the dry stone floor, blood seeping from his ears, eyes, mouth. The crimson streams ran with a life of their own, defying gravity, drawn to the squirming sac. As the first of the tainted lifeblood came within a foot of the grayish blob, it began to quiver—preparing. A greasy appendage lurched forth, piercing the blistered exterior of the horrific creature in a spray of pus and black cream. With clumsy efficiency, the fleshy probe positioned itself in the lake of warm blood, sucking hungrily—as elephant’s trunk gathers water, devilish efficiency. With its task completed the limb twitched, went still, fell lifeless to the dry floor. No hole, wound, or scar marked where the appendage tore, just another blister. An abrupt buzzing began to emanate from within the vile casing, as if a thousand agitated wasps prepared for the final act. As the humming reached a deafening climax it suddenly stopped—silence. A second elapsed, then another, another, another. As abruptly as it had quit it started again, only now a low droning. A bulge developed underneath the rotten skin—a jutting bone. The bulge grew, became a black bubble, expanding to its maximum. Crossing its threshold the bubble burst, droning finally dissipated. From within the gaping wound ran a mass of dark bile, spilling thoughtlessly onto the floor. Movement from within the splayed sac, as it began to rock. From the hole it came, crawling—pale and naked. It was glad to be free of the suffocating sac, of the stinging bile. It was glad to have been born, for this was a human child. “And that,” said the gray haired woman, “Is where babies come from.” The little boy she had been speaking to just stared, tears welling in his little eyes. For that was not what he had expected.

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French I.S. Engineer, full-stack Web developer. Favorite fields: development, usability, optimization, security, semantics, Web. I also like photography and some real life things. twitter.com/instanceofme instanceof.me

I am a UK MC whos made name for myself in the Yorkshire hiphop scene. Prefer to be called an MC more than a rapper and songwriter more than an MC. Been recording since 2006 and MCing in my bedroom since 15. Grew up all over but spent the most important and best years in the LS6 district of Leeds where i went from hosting house parties to drum n bass raves to putting on my own nights... Id say lyrically im deep and getting better every song, found my style in New Yorkshire Boom Bap and gritty hip hop! Big up Mike D, Crackhouse and Defenders of Style! Peace! Amongst numerous live performances Instance ive supported acts such as Jack Flash, Goldie, Rusko, Foreign Beggars, Jehst, and Gift of Gab.

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