@itsluke

| luke | person Chiefly British: a digital art director, foodie, geek and tech enthusiast. Currently in San Francisco.

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I write some things sometimes, and also do some podcasts!

A food obsessed Brit trying to make the world work a little more beautifully and life a little bit tastier.

| luke | person Chiefly British: product designer, art director, foodie, geek and techie. Back from MTL/SF, currently in London.

A food obsessed Brit trying to make the world work a little more beautifully and life a little bit tastier.

Ma said "Wake up son, good morning" I rolled out of bed, greeted mama with a yawn then Paused to scratch an itch and went, down to the kitchen Fixed a plate of eggs and bacon, glass of OJ Simpson Just as I was about to dig in A thought jumped in my head, school was to be attended, ♥♥♥♥ I paid my thoughts no attention Cause I wasn't tryna kick it with this ♥♥♥♥♥ that just ended it with me But mama wasn't havin it, so I grabbed my bag And split out the door and saw the ♥♥♥♥♥ that I'd rather kick It seems kinda brash but it's the hash, I mean the harsh truth She runs ♥♥♥♥, she's the jock, I'm the horseshoe She's gorgeous, when ♥♥♥♥♥♥ see it jaws hit the floor so When she left, it didn't break my heart it broke my torso Making my eyes ache, stalking her MySpace Posted a new pic, I mean it when I say, that I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate you, but [Verse 2] Maybe if you looked in this direction I'd pick my heart up off the floor and put it in my chest then Feel the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ life, rushing through my body But you got a guy, it's not me, so my wrist is looking sloppy Come on, let's cut the bull like a matador You light me up like lamps a chance is all I'm really asking for Give me one, I promise I'll be back for more Most want to tap and score, I want a fam of four Not like a family of four, just like.. ♥♥♥♥ it You'll never listen to this ♥♥♥♥ anyways, ♥♥♥♥ you, ♥♥♥♥♥ [Verse 3] She said "You rushing, you rabid son of a Labrador" But I'm attracted to you like teenyboppers to Apple stores The basement light is darkened and the switchblade is sharpened Her name on my arm and her face on a two percent carton See her face while you're fixing your breakfast And know she's in my basement, objecting to sex with Me murder spree, surges on with the next ♥♥♥♥♥ Tombstones read RIP cause it's pieces they rest in

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| luke | person Chiefly British: a digital art director, foodie, geek and tech enthusiast. Currently in San Francisco.

It’s me - Luke

Unimelb Msc(CS)

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About Luke

| luke | person, now in Berlin.

Just for vibez 🥸

| luke | person, chiefly British, now in Berlin. Product designer trying to make the world a tastier place. Available for freelance, previously designing at @oursiberia.

Hi - nice to meet ya! I'm Luke D, and I have 10+ years experience in e-commerce and marketing. I have launched and operated multiple online retail stores on Shopify, generating $5m+ in revenue.