@loopids

Warning: the spelling/grammar is absolutely terrible. Don't expect anything, as I couldn't care less how I write in this particular situation. My bio used to just say "use your imagination," but I'm bored so I'm going to write something more detailed. here it goes. Published Works (that exist in alternate dimensions): -The complete history of the creation of orchids. -How people became stupid jerks that don't open doors for you when your right behind them. -How to eliminate caps lock from your life forever. -The proper way to eat cheese. -How to get a pet cloud. -400638484 ways to be reincarnated as something cute. As you can see, I'm very well known and respected individual in my alternate dimension. Here, I try to be inconspicuous and avoid respect at all costs. I recently purchased a hat for that exact purpose. Okay, on to hobbies: -I like to jump off bridges -I eat roadkill -I like to hang out in parks at night. -I have conversations with worms on sidewalks. That is absolutely true. I also make it my lifelong mission to save worms from being stepped on on sidewalks. Worms are totally underrated creatures that deserve much more respect then we give them. The same with slugs. Especially banana slugs as they are native to BC. -I attempt to learn second languages, only to give up, then start again a year later to give up yet again. But I have plans. Big plans. -I like to say "I have a bomb!" to airline stewartists. did I spell that right? -My goal is to be an old lady with lots and lots of cats. -I curse people who don't recycle. They meet terrible ends, those ones. I think you now have a general idea of what I say I'm like. If you believe the above information...I shall say no more.